Bubble Tea

n. The natural carbonation in the urine of most mammals, mostly prevalent in Asian-Americans and some amphibians, such as the kangaroo, and your slimy-ass bitch of a sister. The carbonation is thought to have special addictive properties, and in some cases has allegedly caused temporary resurrection, seventeen hour erections, diabetes, and in some rare cases -- hiccups.

Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: Yo, you want some fresh Bubble Tea?
6th Grader: Sure, gimme.
Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: OK, go past 711 to the alley behind Samurai Sushi.

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