doge

/doʊʒ/

Noun: 1) an incarcerated rectal prolapse, typically accompanied by santorum; when the lower portion of a large intestine is expelled from the anus and is unable to be retracted without professional medical assistance. 2) an interloper.

Verb: 1) to dangerously prolapse, rectally. 2) to interlope.

1) The overzealous muscle bottom thought his rosebud turned to a doge, until the adept fisting top went to the kitchen and returned with a bowl of sugar.

2) Oh my GOD, stop being such a doge! You run in and get up into every conversation, and then you go and tattle like you the secret police or something. Girl get a life!

3) That crazy lady in the red hat just doged into the room and started screaming that aliens were stealing her money, her husband, and her collection of beanie babies.