Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

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Lobo

A low-key hobo

That guy must be a lobo.

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