Fit as fuck slut

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.

Helen is a fit as fuck slut

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Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt

Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt

Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

Sweaty little cunt

This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.

This prick has just scored another goal, the sweaty little cunt.

Slunt

Someone who is half slut, half cunt.

Helen is a slunt

Prislunt

A mix between Prick, Slut, and Cunt. This word is used to describe someone who is not only of questionable crotch cleanliness, but is also incredibly rude and annoying.

Person 1: Did you see how Helen was acting in the work meeting yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she was railed by the Janitor minutes before, she’s such a prislunt

Prislunt

Someone who is one third Prick, one third Slut, and one third Cunt. As well as being a prickunt, they looovee to call 999 and fake an illness just to get an ambulance to the hospital and shag the entire hospital’s janitor department in the caretakers cupboard.

Helen is a Prislunt