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Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

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Manky flange

Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.

Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helenรขย€ย™s manky flange.

by Ssewankambo December 7, 2020

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Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.

That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.

by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prickunt

Someone who is half prick, half cunt

Jake is a prickunt

by Ssewankambo November 3, 2020