St Brendan Girls

Introducing St Pregnant/ sorry Brendan girls. These girls feed off of drama and will only become friends with you to find out shit about other people. They are also plain out slutty. On the good side though.... wait there’s none...

St Brendan Girls
Anyone... ever: hey have yoy heard of St Brendan girls?
Everyone ever: YEAH LMAO CAN YOU SPELL - HOMEWRECKER?!

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COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...