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My son has a doubleheader tonight. It's going to be hot and muggy and the mosquitoes are gonna be everywhere. This is going to be a turtlefuck!
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Becoming exuberant in an attempt to meet a potential bedmate and waving one's hand frantically thus destroying any potential meeting.
Well I was going to slow down and let this car full of girls catch up to us but your boy just happy waved them from the backseat. Now they probably think we're all gay.
To let your eyes drift when you are standing at a urinal.
At a sporting event - Son: "Daddy I have to go to the bathroom". Dad: "Ok but don't be Ween Peeking when you're in there".
Redundancy, six guys doing a job that requires just one guy. You could also consider this a form of clusterfuck.
I've got 6 guys painting a single 4 x 8 sheet of drywall. Talk about too many dicks in one hole...this is a clusterfuck!