a proper gigantic shit the size of a rugby ball that anlarges your anal cavity by 200% this stings so much it feels like someones just done a wet one in your left atrium
the opposite of ramadan, where u eat everything u want and see
when someone is being a right tosser
last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey
the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
My mum walked in on me when i sharted!