lmao

Iamo is an acronym for Ladies More Accomplished Organisation

lmao has been bandied about for so long now most of the guys, including myself think it means " laughing my arse off" I will let you guys, who are still under that impression, into a little secret. LMAO is an abbreviation for the Ladies More Accomplished Organisation

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coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

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Fun

Fun is an acronym for frequent undisturbed naughtiness

My Friend lives about forty miles from Dublin, near the Curragh in Co. Kildare. She sent me an email asking me to arrange to see her. She suggested we have coffee, have some fun and see the absurdity of the world.

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duncher

A duncher is a flat cap that used to be worn by the shipyard workers at Harland & Wolff, Shipbuilders, Queen's Island, Belfast

Andy Capp, a cartoon character created by Reg Smythe for the British newspaper the Daily Mirror, always wore a duncher

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bed

bed is an acronym for be dominated

In BDSM play when retiring for the night, and heading for bed, the husband
(a top) should point his finger at his wife (a sub) and say in a stern manner "bed"

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Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness

I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.

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nnritb

nnritb is an acronym for naughty nightly romps in the bedroom

Many open minded couples enjoy nnritb

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