iPod withdrawal

when your iPod battery runs out at work and you spend the rest of the day shooting rubberbands at the guy next to you

My iPod withdrawal was so bad I was flirting with those fat mexican girls.

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youtube day

when you wake up in the bathroom hungover from the bacardi 161 the night before, call your boss to tell her you have the flu, then spend the day watching booty dancing and drunk people on youtube.

Ralph: What did you do today?
Sam: I had a youtube day.

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