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The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.
Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.
Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.
Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
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The chick in the gym that power-walks into the weight room, picks up the 2 pound hot pink weights and stands in front of the mirror for 10 minutes doing obscure arm flapping motions in an apparent attempt to take flight.
Dumbbellina just poked me in the eye