Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.

Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.

Alopecia

A skin condition which limits hair growth around the body.

Other side effects include:
Fat.
High Pitched squeal.
Inability to acquire acquaintances.
Random acts of violence on one's self.
An attraction to females who are lacking in age.

Jaime: That boy with alopecia tried to hit on me?!
Erin: Yeah, OMG same, he chased me around a disco last night!
Jaime: Wtf, were only 13.

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