Shark

POV: you go on urban dictionary and see the shark definition and wonder ‘does it mean that?’ And look it up and might see this, well kids, a shark is a sea creature, not a sex position, so STOP WONDERING.

Lil bob: *goes on urban dictionary and sees the shark definition*
Lil bob: ok imma look it up!
Uncle bill: now ther lil bobby u ain’t lookin’ up tha definishin beca you saw tha stuf on the urban dictionary now r ya lil squart?

Aquarius

Me.

‘I’m Aquarius’

Sleep

Go get some, you’ve been up for a long time, go get some sleep, the eye bags are weighing you down, and you either have school or work, so you should get some sleep before you are too sleepy to go to work, so go get some sleep.

‘Hey, you have eyebags, go get some sleep’