parmo

A 'parmo', otherwise knows as a 'parmesan'. Is often a flattened piece of meat, whether it be chicken breast, pork, or in some cases, beef, coated in a white starchy-like sauce coated with Cheese (often parmesan or chedder cheese, not to be mistaken with the disgusting parmesan cheese).

Sometimes there are variations, such as different cheeses, or the addition of bolognese on top of the aforementioned meats.

This type of meal is a North Eastern dish not limited to Middlesbrough, but also found in neighbouring towns and cities alike and is favoured by many.

It is often served with chips and/or salad.

Person: "I would like a parmo please my good man"
Takeaway Merchant: "Certainly sir, half or full?"
Person: "Half please, I can't manage a full one right now, chicken with three cheeses"
Takeaway Merchant: "Certainly sir, please take a seat."
Person: "Thank you kindly"

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humpchies

A mixture of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something. As coined in the comic 'Least I Could Do'.

Guy 1: "What're you doing in the supermarket ?"
Guy 2: "I've got the humpchies something bad pal, and that checkout girl's gonna satisfy 'em"

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wanghax

When something 'dodgy', or out of the ordinary occurs to the benefit of the individual involved. Mainly a gamers term in reference to a person who's done well in a game, or aquired a rare item.

oh my god! wanghax! you've aquired the best gun in the game!

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internet miles

The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.

Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000

or

Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!

or

Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver

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weezil

When something disgusts you and you twitch so much you spin your head around and almost snap your neck, making a facial impression like a weasel.

Person: "If I have to watch another 20 minutes of this gak I'll chew my ass off it's own hinges"
Person 2: "What're you watching?"
Person: "This show about colostomy bags"
Person 2: "Ack! WEEZIL!" *Twitches*

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