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ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

by StagKing236 April 11, 2024


Nakurà

In Japanese a surname, West Africa means gift from God or divine gift,and other things depending on cultures however if know any girls with this nickname I would add on the divine gift and add it's , seeing, indulging and being overwhelmed and intoxicated and dieing from the shock of how amazing 5 seconds near her is exactly like heaven. It is for that reason can sometimes over react to how body mind acts to her , can feel so euphoric that you think she put ya under a spell, if you ever meet a nakura realize friend , lover family you'll never meet someone like her again cherish her properly 🖤🖤🖤😈😈

Bob : oh hey there walks nakura I heard she's mid ,.

Sam: your my bro but fuck off with that She's a Nakurà for sure , and that is before you get to her amazing body and Intellect man.

by StagKing236 May 12, 2024


Blarp

Well it's the act of blowing Bart, if one were to catch the few steam off their face it would be called a Blarple. Don't confuse with Blarping which is a long distance Blarp which often requires some hydration stops and refuel or other wise makes for a non smooth ride , Very few people have Blarped not even the rich,, ita sedative powers almost addictive as crack cocaine, and not only that very sensitive to professional blazers ,and makes the conductor more likely tobket only skilled moms like yours handle Blarp one wrong drip of tue steam could put a ose cat or dog or elderly in comma

Sam: Yo you know why amazing brains is called a Blarp bro? Dean: No ..
Sam : beacause when a girl gives this level of head ..well do you remember anything specificaally about the studies of our classes

Dean : no just generally,... Sam but remember when Bart would write those English journals , about the kat he had it was a dream journal he kept that shit going, he asked the menonite math teacher if they had math in his days , fucking would flirt with the science teacher and I gwr to blushvtywn immediately pissed as a motherfucker send him to principal, it be last class of day, bell ring it took her a min to figure out what was going on was already outside door right at bell principles office,.. shit bro her head was that good yeah i cant explain it you will only remember her Blarp nothing Else.. Dean:Wait what about people who didn't have that,they were only remember elange of head brain just Blarp...

by StagKing236 May 6, 2024