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That girl with the blue hair no one knows that got invited to a house party that turned into a complete loon.
Mate, I thought you took Blueheid up the road?
Mate - yeah but she followed me all the way back - fucking raging!
Exceptional breasts.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
Albert Bartlett has arrived on table 20.
When you see a really hot girl and you tell your buddy that you would definitely get the D.
Whoa, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, she’s totally getting it!
Remain calm.
Comes from the Italian of “stai calmo” meaning “stay calm”
Mutated from Stai freaking calmo ( so as not to swear in public and shortened)
“Where’s that fucking fifty quid I lent you???
“Staifreak eh, told you I’ll sort you out tomorrow!”
The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.
Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!
A name for a bald person taken from the word “scud” meaning naked, a shortened form of “scud nut”
Scudders, scud
Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?