done your nut?

Have you lost your mind?

What’s up with you mate?
Done your nut?

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2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

5👍 3👎

Scudders

A name for a bald person taken from the word “scud” meaning naked, a shortened form of “scud nut”

Scudders, scud

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Getting It

When you see a really hot girl and you tell your buddy that you would definitely get the D.

Whoa, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, she’s totally getting it!

Staifreak

Remain calm.
Comes from the Italian of “stai calmo” meaning “stay calm”
Mutated from Stai freaking calmo ( so as not to swear in public and shortened)

“Where’s that fucking fifty quid I lent you???

“Staifreak eh, told you I’ll sort you out tomorrow!”

Flight Mode

Getting ridiculously drunk to the point where you injure yourself and obliterate your surroundings as demonstrated by Denzel Washington’s character in the movie “Flight”

What happened to you last night.
Fuck knows man, must have engaged flight mode!

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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?