shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.

Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!