An extreamly bad situation or unfavorable outcome.
When a girl askes you to prom and then 3 weeks before prom she finds another date.
To have a deep, uncontrollable desire to something such as Gamble, Smoke, or Drink.
Man he has that Drinking monkey on his back, it is 9:30 in the morrning and he's already drunk.
A political party that has less of a chance of winning an election than Medlin getting laid
"Go ahead vote a third party canidate, and throw your vote a way"