Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

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the village

another name for apart of NYC, Manhattan called Greenwich Village... a highly overpriced area, where back in the 50's and 60's lots of struggling artist lived, now only rich yuppie walk the streets

"Let's go the village... to get riped off."

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hog style

Same as doggie style only with a fat girl.

She was so big we fucked hog style.

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kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

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spagattled

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.

eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning

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Religious Ignorance

dumbasses who think that the only important religion is their own and those who think things only exist if they are in a book that i located in most motels

white american christians

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