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coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan May 3, 2004

105๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan March 16, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log

by Stan April 4, 2005

153๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by Stan April 13, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by Stan March 26, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž