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It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.
I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.
when wearing a condom during sex, you piss in your condom and insert your "yellow submarine" into the females vagina
"Dude, i gave that chick from the club the yellow submarine last night man."
"Stan, you fat wizzard, thats sick! I'll have to try it sometime."
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When your going down on a girl that's a virgin and your fingering her at the same time and when you pop her cherry you keep downing down on her.
Stan:"Dude Matt, how'd it go with that chick last night?"
Matt:"After I got her a couple of wine coolers we headed to her place and there's nothing better at the end of night then some cherry pie."
Stan:"...sweet jesus."
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