Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

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fretwank

(v)"To play the air guitar."

(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)

"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."

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Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair

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Nottinghamshire Education Authority

QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College

As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.

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clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

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Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)

"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

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In Spades

(Adj) The same. But more so.

At a higher level.

"You were a bit spannered last night, weren't you?"

"In Spades, mate. In Spades"

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