Nottinghamshire Education Authority

QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College

As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.

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clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

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Christ On A Bike

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

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Mansfield Technical College

Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority

Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.

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chair, mad as a

hatstand (q.v.)

"mad as a chair"

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Darloid

Supporter of Darlington Football Club

Darlo + "oid"

Used derogatorily by the "chimp-chokers" (q.v.) and subsequently adopted as badge of pride by Darloids themselves

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Heh!

A response to bon mots or witticisms, not deemed worthy of a full-blown class!

Heh!

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