atheism

The only true religion. Thoughs who follow shall later repent for their....oh I'm just playin I'm just playin!Anywho religions that don't believe in a god seem to be happier!

Stan:Hey Jimmy how's atheism treating you!
Jimmy:Great! how's buddhism treatin you?
Stan:Great!
Stan and Jimmy: Great!

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atheism

The only true religion. If you believe in this religion you will be rewarded with eternal....I'm just playin! I'm just playin! Atheism is indeeed the path to hapiness...just kidding....but not really.

Stan: hey Jimmy how's atheism treating ya!

Jimmy: Great how about you?

Stan:great!

Jimmy and Stan: GREAT!

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intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.

Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)

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vegitarian

Someone who is dead to me.

Jim:Hey want some sausage?

Vegitarian: No I'm a vegitarian.

Jim: Your dead to me

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guild wars

World of Warcraft for the poor man. Nuff said.

Guild Wars is why I get out of bed in the moring.

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jesus freak

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

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the da vinci code

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

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