Paycheck Player

An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.

At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.

Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.

"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."

wifeycracker

One who is marred to ytcracker, thus being the "wifey" of ytcracker.

See also babycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that.

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cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

babycracker

One who is the child of ytcracker, and being still yet of age considered a "baby".

See also wifeycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that!

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spicer fact

An incorrect fact told by someone who is living in an alternate and false reality. Inspired by White House press secretary Sean Spicer.

"After the break, here what spicer facts the White House press secretary told the American people at today's press conference."

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Whatevership

A relationship/friendship between a guy and a girl. I guy will say whatevership when he neither wants to confuse/makes things awkward by calling it a relationship and does not to potentially put the girl in the friend zone by accident. A whatevership is in between a friendship and relationship.

Luke: Hey John, you and Sarah seem to be hitting it off. Are you in a relationship or something?

John: No, we are in a whatevership. She's in a devoted relationship with Ben and we just happen to act like we are in a relationship, minus the kissing and other physical stuff.

Luke: So that makes you friends then?

John: I aint putting her in the friend-zone by accident dude. Have you seen her in a swimsuit? I'll just bide my time until she finds out Ben made out with Hannah while drunk at a party two weeks ago.