Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".
Physiological response to tobacco after an extended period of deprivation.
"After the six hour flight, I experienced a spontaneous smogasm upon reaching the sidewalk".
The propensity of cigarette-smoke to be drawn in a particular direction, often from opposite directions simultaneously.
"Smognetism defies all known laws of aerodynamics. Non-smokers tend to be highly smognetic".