Trevor

This mafuckka bends metal with his pinky.....FOR FUN. Hung like a moose and does manual labor for a living. He is often found arm wrestling or holding his breathe for like 10 minutes or else beating up his old gym teacher. Trevor hates rabbits but enjoys the sound of rushing water.

all my rabbits are dead
well yeah a trevor lives near by
Mafuckka is tough as hell all my metal is bent too,,,, tthis makes sense lol

Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew

look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol

zach

Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.

Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach

Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online

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Scissors

a tool used to remove foreskin

Priest: "yo you got any scissors my dude?"
God: "yeah bro cut off the foreskin"

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