2020

Living Hell.
A year even worse than Justin Bieber's new album.

First Kobe's death, bushfires, Harry and Meghan leaving the royals, then Coronavirus, Olympics postponed, police brutality, the bombing in Beirut, Donald Trump is still president, and finally, the Alien Invasion and World War 3 and the end of the world.

Person: I want to social distance myself from 2020

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Airplane song

An airplane song is a song that would sound really good to listen to on a plane. These songs have a nostalgic vibe (regardless of the age or relevance of the song) and feel memorable and free-flowing. They also have a nighttime vibe. They are neither super upbeat nor a sad ballad. Surprisingly, many popular pop songs go under this category. Some well-known examples include:

Style by Taylor Swift (and also half of that album)
Streets by Doja Cat
Ridin Solo by Jason Derulo
Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Into You by Ariana Grande
Attention by Charlie Puth
Be The One by Dua Lipa
I Feel it Coming by The Weeknd
Lost by Frank Ocean
Who Knew by P!nk
Wide Awake by Katy Perry(she has very many of these!)

Half of Katy Perry's discography is upbeat songs while the other half is Airplane Songs.

Sarmientoism

To send people expensive dildos you've used to people as a joke

Did you see Bobby got sent a dildo anonymously by someone? Another disgusting case of Sarmientoism.

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