Gourd

A person who is good for nothing and useless to society. A dead-head that causes trouble or annoys people with nonsensical talk. Named after the useless vegetable.

Mike: I was trying to enjoy my dinner at the Italian restaurant, but this guy sitting next to me kept talking to me about nonsense, and he wouldn't shut up.

Dave: Well he is a perfect example of what I call a gourd.

Mike: Oh, you mean like the stupid vegetable that you cant eat, and looks ugly.

Dave: Yeah, that's the one. I try to avoid people like that.

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