Village in my Anus

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.

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couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.

I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.