12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.

Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise”

Acausal

Is the {causality} of an outcome that has only one possible outcome decided by the mathematics of time & space in the universe. And there's no free will because outcomes are predetermined for you.

Uru Ir'ran: The mathematics of the universe is acausal because outcomes are preset.

Gryphon: Well, maybe don't be too sure of yourself that boy over there thinks otherwise.

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Paracausal

Is the causality that something can bend time & space to its/your will by altering predetermined outcomes. And changing fate that was predetermined for you by changing the outcome due to free will.

Arash: Fate is determined for you boy & you can't change that!!!
Boy: But how when everything is paracausal how come the people in different timelines don't have the same outcome as us then?

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Giga-Mansion

A mansion nickname that's a house type that's the biggest of its kind & is bigger than a Mega-Mansion.

Buyer: So, is this the biggest Mega-Mansion on the market?
Agent: No! this isn't even a Mega-Mansion this is a Giga-Mansion it's even larger!

Nookleptia

The fear of your thoughts and ideas are being stolen.

Lin Chi: Our governments are being very nookleptia in our society.

O'ol Vhaa'ala: Yes very very true!

Dick Down December

When No Nut November is finished so no it’s time to let loose an unload the cream.

Thot: “Is No Nut November finally over?”

FBoy: “Yeah, now it’s time for Dick Down December”

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Philodox

A person who just loves his own opinion.

Revvon: "That boy is such a philodox now & it's strange."

Qepso, The Navigator: "No, he'll rule the planets soon."

Wouwrupt Knov'yz: "We all have our moments big deal."

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