Push Pop

Getting that sloppiest of head while taking a dump

Person A: Dude, the party was crazy last night

Person B: Yeah, I got the maddest push pop
Person A: Lucky…

Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

BritBrat267

An 11-year-old fat kid who wants to be a furry. He will always get on your nerves and will cry when he doesn’t get his way. He will lie to your face and try to justify it. Other things include, blocking you 7 times in a month, make cringe videos on Tik-Tok, and will kiss people in VR Chat

Me: I don’t wanna eat at McDonald’s

A BritBrat267: *cries and blocks you*
Me: Damn, he was a BritBrat267

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Brit in the Water

A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids

Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water

Garza

A person who has a weird obsession for the Madden games for no apparent reason. Note, they are usually Black or Hispanic

Person A: Dude I bought the new Madden
Person B: Aren’t they the same game every year?
Person A: Bro no they’re not, they are all different and special in their own ways!
Person B: Damn, that guy is such a Garza