Sex

Something you’ll never have.

“Since I looked up sex in the urban dictionary, I’m going to be a lonely person forever. I should go back to working at McDonald’s.”

Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”