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Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.

“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

by Starch Strangler July 6, 2021