Ass M & M’s

aka dingleberries : little balls of toilet paper matted into the pubic/asshole hairs after wiping.

“I was gonna go down on my girl untill I realized there were Ass M & M’s everywhere!“

Webotage

allowing internal conflict and childish behavior make your web company look like it's run by a bunch of monkeys f***ing a football.

Carol responded to a customer review with a nice "fuck you," creating massive backlash and essentially self webotage.