carlee

-child of the goddess of the moon.

-mother of brendon urie.

-grandmother of olivia the child of england.

-150 year old vampire stuck in teenager's body.

-first person to have poetic schizophrenia.

-author of "i play in traffic for a living, you?"

-only person to fall from the top of a tree, and not break any bones or have a scars to prove it.

-veteran "free hugs" hugger.

-cheap perfume wearer.

-only person in the area to have dial-up.

-creator of the word idonneknow and wonne (and about thirty other words that i cannot add due to lack of room, time, and energy).

MARY: dude, did you see carlee at chiodos?

BOB: yeah man, she was hugging that really tall kid.

MARY: she is so odd, yet.. i don't know.

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