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Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.
If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.
I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.
A phrase used to express an ecstatic love for something that is worthy of awe.
1 "Tenacious D rocks my llama!"
2 "You rock my llama!"
1 "my llama spits on you."
this sequence of dialog makes less sense the more you read it this in itself makes it rock your llama. Now go turn on your screamo songs, you emo son of a bitch and start screaming "YOOOUUU ROOOOCCCKK MMYYY FUUUCCCKKINNG LLAAMMAA!!!" And if you aren't on something while you read this. Then I take pitty on you for having missed out on something that would have rocked your llama.
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shorter term for the "old men fuck me" club. generally used when other amles are being gay/retarded.
Johnny: 2+2=5 jerry, duh.
jerry: Johnny, you look pretty sweaty, did you just come from an OMFM meeting?
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