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a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.
-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day
A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."
"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."
Beer and cereal. Often consumed by stoned frat boys and single men in their 50s
I like my beereal with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cocoa puffs
Milk from the scrotum (i.e. another name for semen.)
"when I need protein in the morning, I order a large scroat milk latte."
When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)
Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though
A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.
Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.
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A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."
-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library
-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"