rofl

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

For some reason, I like this better than lol.
Intensify this by changing it to:

roflol
roflmao
roflcopter
rofl my waffles

rofl Jaime sharted himself on the bus

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You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

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tofu

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

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