CM Punk

CM Punk is a WWE wrestler who is also known for being the only Straight Edge world champion in wrestling history. His finishing move is the GTS.

Punk is straight edge, meaning he doesn't take drugs, he doesn't smoke cigarettes, he doesn't drink alcohol, he doesn't have promiscuous sex. This results in him being one of the greatest people to have ever lived, and more importantly, it means he is better than you.

Despite him clearly being one of the most positive role models to have ever lived, he is booed by the blind drones that make up the WWE Universe.

If these fans took their heads out of their fat arses, they would come to realise he speaks the truth about them and the parents of America.

People should bow down to such an incredible man, rather than boo his greatness, which is probably down to the fact they are jealous of such a great man.

CM Punk - "Straight Edge means I am better than you"

Me - "What a guy, he is better than me, and I can admit this as I am not a gelatinous drone like 95% of the WWE Universe"

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WWEC

WWEC is an acronym for World Wrestling Entertainment Chat.

WWEC is a legendary chat room based on WWE, but WWE talk is rare there.

WWEC is a fun, yet depressing place to go to.

Some WWEC legends include Stephen Sol, Vicky, Adam, United, Alex, Kevin, AJ, Rush, Wowzerz, Lewis, Binks, Liane, Zach, Chikiis, Mike, Hizzle, Gio, Eric, Wolak, Calvin, Original Nick, Abreialle, Maria, Chikita, and of course Nash.

Random Noob - "Hey WWEC, I love Cena and DX, wassup"

Me - "A cieling is up, and Cena sucks. Rated RKO killed DX coz they were old twats. Now fuck off before I SKP your CONCRETE STEEL SKULL in a CONTROLLED FRENZY while jizzing over WWE.COM DAILY DIVA"

WWEC Legends - "wtf omg lol haha lmao rotflmao bbq"

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