Cindergina

When a females vagina turns into a pumpkin at Midnight and sexual relations is "off the table" for her partner/s

"Sorry hubby, it's cindergina time. Sucks for you!"
"My vagina is turning into a pumpkin at midnight, ya know, cindergina."

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."