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Penashkis

Another name for a penis.

Randy has that burning sensation when he pees, he had to go to the doctor to get a swab. Randy told me that doctor just stuck that Q-tip all the way in his penashkis.

by Steady Teddy August 9, 2023


Explanswer

Explain answer

Johnny, I don’t understand how this incabulator works, can you Explanswer it for me? Yeah you dolt, it doesn’t exist.

by Steady Teddy August 23, 2023


Independent Journalist

Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is “working on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.

Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.

by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023

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Nooching

Maximum compensation for minimal effort

Tim sat in his car all day and still made $40 an hour. He is nooching.

by Steady Teddy December 2, 2019


TikTok Guilty

A nod to TikTok’s ridiculous and absurd “community guidelines”. When you haven’t done a single thing wrong but lame TikTok still bans you.

Dude the video I just posted got taken down and reported for minor safety violations, and to think that “how to install a new sink” was so controversial. Now I can’t post for the next month I’m TikTok guilty of this heinous crime.

by Steady Teddy March 27, 2022