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stealing sauce

Every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole Future's style therefore becoming a sauce stealer.

Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.

*BEEP*

Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?

Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!

Pauly: Is this his numbers?

Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram

Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.

Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!

Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?

Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!

Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.

Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!

Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.

Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!

Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.

Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!

Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!

Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!

Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!

Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!

Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!

Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!

Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!

Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.

Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!

Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.

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by StealingSauce November 20, 2016