math

phone number, digits.

mainly used by males to describe the phone number of a female.

"yo did you see that bad bitch I was talking to?"

"yea man, you get the math?"

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church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

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moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

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shem

equivilent to any term used to define anyone who dresses, walks, or talks like an asshole. examples include "tool", "herb", "douche", or "fag"

"brah I totally nailed this slut last night, and I drank like a beer and a half during."

"dude, you're a fucking shem."

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tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

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blastonian institute

any location where cocaine is being done.

"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."

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don-daded

(pronounced: "don - da - ded")

to get owned by someone, mainly in video games.

-derived from don-dada

"I like Super Smash Bros, but I keep getting don-daded by that cheap ass kick."

"Yo you just caught that swift don-dadation right now."

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