Huchimpkey

The cannibal version of turducken. A monkey stuffed in a chimpanzee stuffed in a human.

The huchimpkey we had last thanksgiving was great.

shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?