Steel Monkey

(Noun) A man of epic proportions who, by possessing such traits of masculinity, strength, raw sexuality, intelligence, and charm, has been labeled by much of the feminine world as God Almighty’s gift of the ages. He, who with a single look, can either terrify the world’s most courageous man, or melt the heart of any beautiful woman.

I saw Steel Monkey kill that terrorist with one hand while simultaneously winning the hearts of 19 women. I heard that Chuck Norris is his bastard son.

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