Hmmmm

Used when monged out when pondering something of maximum simplicity!

Chris: Whats the first letter of the alphabet?

Jonny: Hmmmm......

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gash

A womans Poonani.

See also Axe Wound.

Cuthbert: I pulled this fucking bird last night. She was a right rotter.

Marmaduke: What did you do?

Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!

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Bangers & Gash

A tasty meal consisting of mashed potatoes, and meat wrapped in sheep intestines.

Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.

Tarquin: Mom, whats for dinner, I'm starving!

Mom: Bangers & Gash!

Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!

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Throw A Dippy

To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)

Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?

Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.

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