copyright

Make sure you don't mess up the stuff you're stealing.

"I have to copy this right."

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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

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gui

What happens when chewing gum gets stuck on your keyboard.

"What this goei?"

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hard drive

Moving a four wheeled vehicle at respectable speeds through an urban area.

"5th through 6th av? Are you crazy? That's a hard drive!"

29👍 19👎

Penis Cracker

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

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