approxamile

the width of David Yow's smile

Your smile, approxamile wide!

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FUBYAS

The Tobacco Industry Insider's euphemism for "First Usual Brand Young(er) Adult Smoker." In other words, A KID! It is a insider campaign strategy word to "sanitize" the true nature of their marketing methods.

FUBYAS consider Camel to be an old man's brand. The Joe Camel campaign should 'youthen up' Camel.

Insider: Dr. Teague, how young should a FUBYAS be?
Dr. Teague: They got lips? WE WANT THEM!

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NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!

"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."

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