A colloquial Scots term, describing the unexpected penetration of a friendâs anus with a poorly lubricated banana.
âEuroboy received a particularly Rough Chiquita whilst sleeping, and dreaming of Napoleonâ
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A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts âOOOOOH AHHHH WHEEEâ
Macca is a golf nonce.
When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while sheâs on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!